Birth
You feel lonely. You wish for a companion. So you decide to make one from bones and organs you find around the city, visiting bakeries, museums, private homes, cafès and solving their physics-based puzzles.
Landlord of the Woods
Your existence doesn't satisfy you. You feel behind everyone, so you look for a new job and meaning. A strange possibility opens up and you send in an application. Then an email cheers you up: congratulations, you are the new Landlord of the Woods!